The Half-Elf Youth Blues
by Heartsbane
Not as good as a human,
Not as good as an elf,
Now just listen to me croonin,
Stuck here on my shelf.
Stuck down in Safehaven,
Killing slugs and fish,
To satisfy my craving,
It's XP I wish..
Taking candy from a baby,
Taking money from a corpse,
Is it just that I am Lazy?
Or does isolation warp?