Schwartz
God

(Schwartz needs a description, so meanwhile here is his look description...) 
You see nothing special about him.
Schwartz is bathed in the essence of charisma.
Schwartz is in perfect health.

Schwartz is using:
<worn around neck>  a Major Amulet of Blocking (that doesn't work)
<worn on body>      an orange and white plaid long sleeved shirt
<worn on legs>      a pair of khaki trousers
<worn on feet>      a ratty old pair of white sneakers
<worn as shield>    a metal water bucket slung over the arm
<worn about body>   an orange vest stuffed with plastic cups and water bottles
<worn about waist>  a belt with several extra water bottles
<wielded>           a razor-sharp wit
<held>              an orange and white football helmet
<worn with pride>   (Artifact magic) (Glowing) (Humming) the Medallion of Schwartzhood

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