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The Chatty Pirates

The Main Deck
[Exits: north east south west]
(Light Red Aura) (White Aura) Shouting orders, this pirate rules by fear.
(Light Blue Aura) With oar in hand and a whip at his back, this man rows for his life.

The male slave leaves west.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, '99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one day, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall'.
First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'er down'.

Radagast gossips (in common), 'The immortals must be bored tonight'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, '*cough*'.

A pirate gossips, 'Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirate's life for me!'.

Pol gossips (in common), 'hehe'.

Fobro gossips (in common), 'you think?'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'you have to be REALLY drunk to mess up the bottles of beer song'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, '*burp*'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'since there's really only one lyric'.

Rubicant gossips (in common), 'someone should make longship dock in the mg river'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, '98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, you take one DOWN, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall'.

Captain Vahzlune gossips, 'Bortizeth, steer a course for the docks!'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Aye, aye, Captain!'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'Vahlzune just sits in his cabin all day... pretty poor excuse for a seaman'.

The pleasure slave gossips, 'Run for your lives!'.

A pirate gossips, 'yeash, First Mate, we're out of Rum!'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Rum...'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Arr, let me get some matey'.

Pol gossips (in common), 'so...what's I gotta do to get tickled again Cordir?'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Silly people'.

Radagast gossips (in common), 'Bored people :>'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Nod rada'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'A Rum 'n' Coke, hold the Coke!'.

Pol gossips (in common), 'weeeeee!'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Blissy!'.

Bliss gossips, 'What'.

AT POL:
You tickle Pol.
Cordir whips out a three foot long floofy feather.
Cordir wields it in a menacing fashion!
Pol gossips (in common), 'ack!'.
Cordir tickles Pol half to death with the Feather of Doom!

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Hi!'.

Bliss gossips, 'Hi!'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Clue, why do you torture me so :('.

Clue gossips, 'you don't like Dew?'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'It does ... bad things to my anatomy'.

Azeworai gossips (in common), 'it makes it shrivel'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Um.'.
Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Thanks Aze :P'.
Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Though i wasn't quite so .. blunt =P'.

Azeworai gossips (in common), 'heh i didn't say what!'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'Did you really need to? :P'.

Azeworai gossips (in common), 'dunno :) '.

Captain Vahzlune gossips, '(sings) 'For it is, it is, a glorious thing, to be a pirate king!''.

Fobro gossips (in common), 'try a sip from the fountain of youth'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Uh, Captain...I think we have a problem'.

Kaldred gossips (in common), 'I think i'll just slip into silence now..thanks'.

      20 players.
      Elf [ Th: 7 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Kaldred, Eraic Dahn - Seeking a tell from Tynian
      Dwa [       Sh:19       ] Eamon, Nashite Priest of the Order of Draoi
      Elf [ Th:29 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Natilena Ferrari, Underboss of the Elven Mafia
      Elf [ Ma:18 Wa:15 Th:15 ] Chaar, Hedgemage of the Ash Moon Coven
      Hum [    Ma:14 Wa:14    ] Paddy Murphy, Nashite Guiteraes of the Draoi.
      Hum [  Lesser  Goddess  ] Bliss, Goddess of the Ashen Moon
      Hlf [    Wa:18 Cl:18    ] Fobro the friendly little healer of FoLK
      Hel [    Ma: 1 Ra: 9    ] Rolland, works for the FoLK now
      Hum [    Ma: 3 Wa: 9    ] Ibicus Guiteraes of the Order of Draoi -*Nash*-
      Hum [    Demigoddess    ] Clue, Lady of the FoLK  
      Hum [ Wa:30 Ma:30 Th:30 ] Rubicant,The General -Tucson-
      Gno [     Ambassador    ] Katrana runnin amuck through your hometown *Solaron*
      Hel [    Wa:27 Cl:30    ] Quarnel: Prosecutors will be violated.     *El Fate*
      Hum [    Cl:13 Wa: 9    ] Lestat: Wish I Was, Too Dead To Cry...
      Elf [ Wa:30 Th:25 Ma:30 ] Mael, Patriarch of the Ash Moon Coven
      Hel [ Borean Court Mage ] Pol O'Song. Soccer Hooligan of Passion. *ND:9-1*
      Elf [    Wa: 9 Ma:11    ] Azeworai, Minion of the Arch-Witch   *Prevaricator*
      Hum [  Lesser  Goddess  ] Cordir, Fate's Weaver, Ebon Bard *Stormreaver*
      Hel [ Th: 2 Wa:23 Ma:20 ] Radagast, The Brown: Shifter of the void *Keirdan*
      Hum [      Ironwolf     ] Vex, the Grim Warder   *Lexie*     [Inquisitor]

      Captain Vahzlune gossips,, 'What problem is that?'.

Azeworai gossips (in common), '*KISS* Kaldred!'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'I uh...hit a buoy. '.

Radagast gossips (in common), 'Laughs'.
Radagast gossips (in common), 'Moron pirate :P'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'must've been one big buoy'.

Fobro gossips (in common), 'people are really bored'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Quickly pass me your underpants and I'll patch up the hole, Captain'.

Captain Vahzlune gossips, 'No wenches for you, tonight! And we're going to have to keelhaul you!'.

Radagast gossips (in common), '.......'.
Rubicant gossips (in common), 'hm'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'No no, Cap'n. Pass the boxers!'.

Captain Vahzlune gossips, 'besides, I am a fierce pirate captain... I dont' wear boxers!'.

Radagast gossips (in common), 'Underpants eh? Thats a new one'.
Radagast gossips (in common), 'Must be a very large pair...'.

Azeworai gossips (in common), 'pass the boxers? humm someone gettin nekkad with out me?'.

Pol gossips (in common), 'perhaps the underpants gnomes took them too?'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Well...I didn't think you wanted the good folk knowing you like those lace undies'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'underpants gnomes!!'.

Radagast gossips (in common), 'First we will steal your underpants, then we will make lots of money'.
Radagast gossips (in common), 'we are not sure how yet'.

Azeworai gossips (in common), 'Silk!'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'Step 1. Steal Underpants. Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit!'.

Pol gossips (in common), 'time to go to work...work all day....yum tum tummy tum hey....'.
Pol gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Where is the dock, Cap'n? My vision is a wee bit fuzzy'.
First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Oye'.

The male ent gossips, '(whipering) maybe we can incite a mutiny'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'whipering?'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'The weenie, Vex, is attacking me Cap'n'.
First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Help me!'.

Radagast gossips (in common), '*Laughs*'.
Radagast gossips (in common), 'now thats funny'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Take that, you fool'.

Captain Vahzlune gossips, 'run for your life, first mate!'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'I bit him!'.
First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'I bit him hard, Cap'n'.

Fobro gossips (in common), 'lol'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'the windshield whipers are windshield whipering!'.

Rubicant gossips (in common), 'heh'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'I bit him again!'.
First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'He's hurting me Cap'n'.

Fobro gossips (in common), 'lol'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'I fear I'm going to die soon if not aided'.

Rubicant gossips (in common), 'muha'.

Captain Vahzlune gossips, 'perhaps I'll bring the lad on as my new cabin boy!'.

Vex gossips (in common), 'that'll shut him up'.

Ibicus gossips (in common), 'Don't worry, you will repop...'.

Quarnel gossips (in common), 'for a few minutes'.

Vex gossips (in common), 'corpse of bortizeth in pit :>'.

Rubicant gossips (in common), 'tie a rock to his ankle and toss him overboard'.

Fobro gossips (in common), 'boredom shouldn't get this funny'.

First Mate Bortizeth gossips, 'Keelhaul him for me, Cap'n'.

Vex gossips (in common), 'stupid repop'.

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