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The Oath of Two Gods

The Renewed Wedding Vows of Thaygar and Siren

A Garden of Black Roses
[Exits: none]
You are surrounded by black, fragrant roses. The scent is familiar, reminding you of a long, rainy night spent making love in a cemetary with someone you didn't like. Rare albino shadowcats stalk with quiet ease amidst other insubstantial creatures amongst the flowers, and ebon skinned nymphs tend each individual dark bud. There are paths amongst the roses, but you feel content, and safe, at this spot.
(Magical) An unobtrusive fountain burbles in a corner of the garden. (Red Aura) Thaygar is here. (Red Aura) Syla is here. (Red Aura) Pyros is here.
Nayr fades into view. (Blue Aura) Nalya is here (Blue Aura) Lorna is flying here
(Red Aura) Huey (Red Aura) Crush is here. (Red Aura) Weaselboy is here.
(Red Aura) Salem is here (Red Aura) Hookah is here. Marisa is here.
Jahiliya is here. Canvas is here. Talen is here.
(Blue Aura) Tfar is here. (Blue Aura) Rothgar is here. (Blue Aura) Clue is here.
(Blue Aura) Dove is here. (Blue Aura) Smurf is here. (Blue Aura) Coyul is here.
(Blue Aura) Jerald is here. (Blue Aura) Vertigo is here. (Blue Aura) Tyb is here.
(Blue Aura) Marvin is here.. (Blue Aura) Sajkald is here. (Invis) Grundel is here.
(Blue Aura) Rudolf is here. (Blue Aura) Welverin is here. (Blue Aura) SirPsycho is here
Thaygar recommends that people be ready to log back on if they look at the room.
Lord Nash arrives, steals a soul, then slips away.
Tyb sneaks over next to Syla....unoticed by all.
dum, dum, da-da, da dum, dum, dum-da
Thaygar bows to the audience.
Thaygar says 'we would like to thank you for joining us on this special Turn. It has been a hard Epoch for us ... and tragic in many ways. But on this Turn, we return to what made this Realm special for us, and what made us wish to live in it forever'.
Elvis appears in a puff of smoke to sing the wedding march.
Thaygar slays Elvis.
Hubba-hubba..
Thaygar gets the corpse of Elvis. Thaygar eats the corpse of Elvis.
Hookah enthusiastically cheers Thaygar to victory.
Tyb covers Syla's eyes.
The fat Elvis appears in a puff of smoke.
Syla patiently twiddles her thumbs.
Tyb hopes he still doesn't smell of peanut butter and jelly.
Vertigo pokes Elvis and his mace gets stuck.
The fat elvis says, 'What should I sing for 'ya all? Jail House Rock appropriate??'
Siren steps through a cloud of Mist, you cower and grovel in her presence.
Siren bows deeply.
Thaygar bows before Siren.
Molo bows before Siren.
Jahiliya bounces onto Siren's lap.
Siren bows before Thaygar.
Someone bows before Siren.
Thaygar reaches out with his enflamed hand, and offers it in friendship to Siren.
Siren takes Thaygars hand.
Thaygar kisses Siren on the hand, slowly.
Siren gets weak in the knees.
Thaygar stands back.
Molo comforts Syla.
Salem cries on Huey's shoulder.
Nayr says 'And now, the retaking of the vows'.
Nayr says 'Thaygar, do you agree to live for Siren, to devote every last breath remaining to her? Will you enshroud yourself in her Mist, and lose all other desires there? Ever and always, always and ever: your soul forever hers?'.
Thaygar says 'as long as my flames do burn, I shall'.
Hookah sniffs sadly.
Syla bursts into tears.
Siren lets a tear slip down her cheek. Siren beams a smile at Thaygar.
Brahma signs the guest book, discreetly.
Siren holds Thaygars hand tightly.
Nayr says 'And you, Siren, Do you will your being to Thaygar? Your devotion and desire everlasting?'.
Tyb cries so hard he dehydrates and passes out.
Nayr says 'Will you immerse yourself in his fires, burning with him, in both shame and glory? Ever and always, always and ever: Your soul in Unity with his?'.
Siren says 'I do.'.
Syla sobs quietly to herself.
Nayr says 'And now, if you will exchange the rings?'.
Thaygar bows deeply.
Siren gives (Flowing) the Band of the Dark Mist to Thaygar.
Thaygar gives (Flaming) the Ring of the Ebon Hand to Siren.
Syla sobs quietly to herself.
Vertigo sobs quietly to himself.
Pyros hugs Syla.
Thaygar wears (Flowing) the Band of the Dark Mist on his left finger.
Siren wears (Flaming) the Ring of the Ebon Hand on her left finger.
Grimwell hotboxes the room and gets EVERYONE happy. ITs the bigggest party EVER.
Thaygar smiles happily.
Nayr says 'And now, the bride has a gift for the groom'.
Pyros bounces around.
Nalya grins happily.
Thaygar looks askance at Nayr ...
Siren gives A book entitled 'Thaygar's quest for Siren' to Thaygar.
Syla sniffs sadly.
Tyb wipes gently the tears from Syla's cheeks.
Siren beams a smile at Thaygar.
Thaygar grins evilly.
Syla dabs her eyes with a hankie.
Thaygar opens the Tome.
Nalya chuckles, evidently amused.
Hookah hopes to catch any bouquet thrown her way.
Thaygar grins evilly.
Thaygar smiles.
Lotarr will cast the fly spell and send it away!
Siren kisses Thaygar.
Siren kisses Thaygar passionately.
Thaygar lets a tear fall into the Tome, closes it, and holds it closely.
Nalya gives a bouquet of flowers to Siren.
Siren hugs Thaygar.
Siren says 'who catches the flowers? I'm ready to throw em.'.
Jahiliya will, Siren.
Thaygar kisses Siren passionately.
Siren smiles happily.
Brahma ducks.
Siren kisses Thaygar passionately.
Tyb says 'um....flowers! ewww! keep them away!'
Clue bursts into tears.
Vertigo catches the flowers.
Tyb hides behind Syla.
*lick* *hug* *cheer*
Dove stands on you head and catches the flowers.
Marvin gets a bouquet of flowers from bag made from Furey hide.
Lotarr wonders if they are edible?
Siren says 'Ready?'. Siren drops a bouquet of flowers.
Thaygar grins evilly.
Syla gets a bouquet of flowers.
Vertigo catches the flowers.
Siren smiles happily.
Syla says 'AACK'.
Lotarr casts 'Invis' on the flowers.
Thaygar grins evilly at Syla.
Tyb says 'Flowers bad! bad bad bad!'
Siren sweeps Thaygar into a romantic waltz.
Thaygar sweeps Siren into a romantic waltz.
Talen wonders who the lucky man is in Syla's life?
Siren dips Thaygar
Brahma struts, hoping to get Syla's attention.
Thaygar grins.
Vertigo struts, hoping to get Syla's attention.
Thaygar bows to the crowd.
SirPsycho claps at Thaygar's performance.
Tyb bows deeply asking 'May I have this Dance Syla?'
Thaygar says 'thank you all'.
Siren bows to the crowd.
Thaygar says 'if no one minds, my bride and I shall be departing'.
Thaygar grins evilly. Thaygar bows deeply.
Nayr says 'And now, the reception will need some setting up'.
Molo waves goodbye to Thaygar.
Thaygar draws the Sigil Odegra with his flaming hand and departs into the Firegate.
Siren wraps herself in The Mist and consumes your very soul.
Syla closes her eyes in thought, shimmers momentarily, and is gone.
Nayr says 'Give me a tell if you want transport to Recall.'
Molo says 'OK, Salem...acid blast'.
Roland chuckles, evidently amused.
Vertigo chuckles, evidently amused.
(Virtually everyone immediately demands exit out of the room at this time)
Sajkald smiles at himself.
Molo snickers softly.
Salem utters the words, 'acid blast'
Pyros spontaneously combusts in a burst of red and black fire!
Lorna thinks it's funny that Molo says "Ok Salem, Acid Blast" and everyone wants to leave.
Salem utters the words, 'acid blast'
(All those that didn't already request it, begs Nayr to trans them out to Recall at this point)
Salem utters the words, 'acid blast'
Salem utters the words, 'acid blast'
Salem utters the words, 'acid blast'
(End Scene)

** Note: More than any other Thread here, this had to be edited heavily, due to a lot of people spamming the ceremony. I have done my best to convey what happened, without all the intrusive interruptions. In some cases at the end of the ceremony, people's actions have been paraphrased.

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