Kale

Kale: Level 18 Warrior, Level 30 Shaman, Level 20 Thief
Kale was created on 2011-05-23 19:04:51, played for 491 hours,
and has earned 1171410 experience.

Noticing your interest, Kale instantly hands you his marketing material!

*** G-TEAM ***

Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a bounty hunter for a
crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a MoK jail cell to the
Midgaard underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as
gnomes of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can
find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.

Kale is the preminent Yard Gnome: Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding,
stare contests, gnomescaping, the drunken gyrocopter and has been everywhere
but the electric chair and seen everything except the wind.

Contact Information: 1-800-GNOME-PWR | #yardgnome | kale@gnomesRus.com

Kale's description for you RP types that just HAVE to know how awesome this gnome
really is:

In one hand, Kale holds a reinforced Gnome-crete(TM) dagger and a magic lantern
powered by the sun in the other. A rhythmic release of steam is escaping from a
steam-powered sniper cannon strapped on Rambo-style. Typical of many Yard-Gnomes
of his vintage, Kale wears a pointy red hat while smoking a pipe. Apparently,
Kale just left the scene of a small accident as evidenced by the affixed patch
of kitty litter soaking up an oil stain on his left shoe. As a slight breeze
drifts by you notice the unmistakable smell of BRUT by Gnommen that is ALL the
rage of height-challenged individuals.

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