Abel

Abel: Level 30 Warrior, Level 30 Thief, Level 30 Mage
Abel was created on 2006-10-29 02:45:41, played for 2307 hours,
and has earned 2115956 experience.

Matted grey hair,   (you imagine might be white should he chose to bathe once a month),
flows over his shoulders and chest,  making it impossible to see any jewlery adorning his undoubtedly greasy neck.
Then suddenly, as if sneaking out of some shadow, his aluring aromatic assault ***ABLIVIATES*** your nasal glands!
Abel notices you reeling from the shock of his natural pathogenic aftershave and,
thinking you mortally wounded from some kind of nashite poison, he leaps to help you onto a nearby stool...

.                   ... his proximity only complicates your predicament ...

-As you drift out of consciousness   ...

.                     ...( -but just before losing control of your bowels)...

-           ... you have a new and deeper appreciation for why this ...      zzz
-                 ... grubby,  unkept,  little elf keeps to himself ...   ZZZZ

...living as                            the    HERMIT

Abel twinkles gleefully at you.
---------------------------------------------------